Title: Survivor: Desian Mithmas Party Edition (Or, The Ultimate Showdown of Drunken Destiny)
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Words: 2729
Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia.
Summary: Every year for the last two hundred, Forcystus has drunk Magnius under the table at the annual Desian Mithmas party. This year, Magnius vows it will be different.
Spoilers? Roughly, to the second time at Mount Fooji, but only if you're paying close attention. Otherwise, to the Tower of Salvation, first time.
Author's Notes: I started writing this June 2, 2006, according to the creation date of the file. It's been a long time in coming, but I'm hoping it's worthwhile, as this is one of the only crackfics I've written in two years.
Don't take this seriously; you'll never get out alive.
( 'I challenge you, Forcystus! This year, you will be the one who passes out drunk first!' 'I’ve heard you say that every year for the last two hundred, Magnius. [...] What makes you think this year will be any different?' )
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Words: 2729
Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia.
Summary: Every year for the last two hundred, Forcystus has drunk Magnius under the table at the annual Desian Mithmas party. This year, Magnius vows it will be different.
Spoilers? Roughly, to the second time at Mount Fooji, but only if you're paying close attention. Otherwise, to the Tower of Salvation, first time.
Author's Notes: I started writing this June 2, 2006, according to the creation date of the file. It's been a long time in coming, but I'm hoping it's worthwhile, as this is one of the only crackfics I've written in two years.
Don't take this seriously; you'll never get out alive.
( 'I challenge you, Forcystus! This year, you will be the one who passes out drunk first!' 'I’ve heard you say that every year for the last two hundred, Magnius. [...] What makes you think this year will be any different?' )