Title: Diversions
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Genre: Humour
Rating & Warnings: PG (blood mention)
Words: 401
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Summary: Varric comes up with a couple of different ways to pass the time on the Storm Coast.
Author's Notes: This is a combination of party banter turning up in a funny place and the conversation between me and my brother that followed. Don't think too long and hard about the likelihood of this one particular song developing both on Earth and Thedas.
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( Then Varric began to sing: )
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Genre: Humour
Rating & Warnings: PG (blood mention)
Words: 401
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Summary: Varric comes up with a couple of different ways to pass the time on the Storm Coast.
Author's Notes: This is a combination of party banter turning up in a funny place and the conversation between me and my brother that followed. Don't think too long and hard about the likelihood of this one particular song developing both on Earth and Thedas.
If you like what you've read, please consider supporting me on Patreon! I'm currently minimally employed, so every little bit helps.
( Then Varric began to sing: )