What a way to break a posting hiatus.

[seikilos]

Title: A Very Important Question
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia (OVA canon)
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Words: 132
Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia.
Summary: Zelos has a very important question for Lloyd.
Author's Notes: Yo. Still around (this time, with a 28-week posting hiatus). I've just been writing RP-related fic recently and not bothering to post it, and slowly, slowly plugging away at other fic. However, I dashed off this little bit of whut last night and was "DOOO EEET"ed into posting by a certain someone who shall remain nameless (unless he outs himself in the comments...and referring to him as a "him" narrows things down significantly).

Anyway. To the fic such that it is!

"Hey, bud, what's with your Exsphere? It's a bit unusual, isn't it?" Zelos asked, using the excuse of examining it to invade Lloyd's personal space.

As always, Lloyd didn't notice. "This is all I have left to remember my mom by." He looked down at the jewel and rubbed it with a gloved hand. "She protected me through it, back in Iselia, when Forcystus was trying to kill me. I . . . saw her, that day. It's thanks to her that I'm still here."

"Whoa, whoa, wait, bud." Zelos' eyes widened slightly. "So what you're saying is, it's like your mom is on the back of your hand?"

Lloyd looked a bit embarrassed. "Yeah, I guess so. I wouldn't put it exactly that way, though."

". . . So what do you do when you jerk off?"

". . . Zelos!"

Comments

[feral-phoenix.livejournal.com]

It is an important question, Roido, there's nothing to get indignant about. ELL OH ELL GAMES + FRIDGE LOGIC

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I don't see what he's getting so upset about. It's a perfectly valid question.

[feral-phoenix.livejournal.com]

......maybe he uses the other hand?

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing," doesn't it~? :P

[feral-phoenix.livejournal.com]

ABSOLUTELY. Though seriously, he double-wields swords, so he must be approaching ambidextrous if he isn't already! It might be a bit ~awkward~, of course, buuuut...

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

He'd have motivation to practice. :3

[cirrious.livejournal.com]

Oh, Zelos. XD

I love you, Vyc. ♥♥♥♥♥

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

XD Oh Zelos, indeed.

ilu2 ♥!!

[cinnamonical.livejournal.com]

kekekekekekekekeke

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

Indeed. *grin*

[colonize.livejournal.com]

I love you ♥

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! ♥

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

I KNEW THAT WAS COMING AND IT'S STILL HILARIOUS

lol "coming"

[vyctori.livejournal.com]

XD We're all twelve here!