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Title: Crossed Wires
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Genre: Crack
Rating & Warnings: PG (references to sex)
Words: 2014
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Summary: Sisko is not having a good day. When a drunken Dukat turns up in his quarters, things only get worse.
Author's Notes: This fic is all Ben and Sora's fault, and they are entirely to blame for enabling my terrible two-in-the-morning fanfic ideas. (And by that I mean I love them very much, but I despair at my own brain.)

I don't even know what to say about this. Maybe someday I will write Dukat as the serious, actually threatening villain he is. I have no idea.

Also, what is Julian doing in ops in the latter half of this fic? Ask the writers of DS9. :|

( 'Dukat, what the hell are you doing in my quarters?' )