Oh my god, you made my night. You seriously made my night. Bless you for reading this while being completely ignorant of these two's canon.
Actually, Tilda and Hilda are both characters that were made up for the Hobbit movies! Not very forward thinking of the writing team (and what kind of name is "Bianca" for a Viking, anyway??).
THE BABIES ARE STILL ALIVE. EVERYONE LIVES AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY DAMMIT.
XD And that's not even taking into account that Mirkwood is still not a very safe place even three years post-movies!
Elves also have a really, really long time to train, so there's also that.
Poor Bard.
It's not the main square, at least! Just the one in front of his house. But considering he's king now...still a pretty big square. Spoilers: these are royal chambers. Thranduil is housing him in the same section as him and Legolas.
BARD IS PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE I CANNOT EVEN.
...Oh my god, North.
Your running commentary on Thranduil's thirst brings me so much joy.
…Well realistically he’s probably not happy about being called out on super short notice for no immediately evident reason /cough
XD! I would recommend against wanting to be Thranduil, as he is an asshole who is stuffed full of angst. But then again, those are some pretty awesome perks you've mentioned!
I am so happy about this DF tie-in. You have no idea.
Thranduil is never hasty, noooooooooo.
Hey man, up until three years ago, Bard basically lived in that coat. What is ironing.
Hey, cut Bard some slack. Thranduil is pretty much the coldest fish around, so dating is the last thing anyone reasonable would expect.
(I'm working under the assumption that Legolas left because of being really fucking bitter over everything related to his father and how he handled the situation, so here he's...still not a fan of Thranduil, but he's present.)
Both of them need to go to their rooms, yeah. :|
The music players are not actually louder--they just seem that way because AWKWARD SILENCE FOREVER. BUT THEM PLAYING LOUDER WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY.
Thranduil secretly loves kids. It's going to be great when they meet. :Db /totally hasn't written that part yet, nope
Thranduil has not dated in like 1500 years. He's really fucking rusty.
OMG RAUNCHY ELVEN SONNETS I LOVE IT.
All the kids would get what's going on faster than these two losers.
Fun fact: having sex is the same as getting married for Elves. So Thranduil was really only hoping for a heavy make-out session BUT BARD DID NOT KNOW THIS.
THRANDUIL IS JUST THAT AWKWARD AND TERRIBLE. HE IS THE EPITOME OF "HOW DO I FEELINGS????"
Yes. That's exactly what Bard is imagining. And then going "Oh my god" and trying not to double-facepalm.
Bard is the only person except for Bilbo in all three kingdoms who has any sense. This is a very good thing.
LEGOLAS IS TOTALLY ALL "ADAR WHY" AT THRANDUIL.
Elves rarely love more than once in their lives, and Thranduil fell for Bard in two years. His head is spinning from all this haste.
Thranduil didn't have all those presents made, luckily! They were just random shit lying around. He did, however, spend the time Bard was sleeping picking out the perfect gifts, so the locking outside definitely holds.
omg you have made my life. And yes, this was supposed to be short--maybe half this length at the most. I love you too! <33333
I am so, so glad you enjoyed it! I'm actually in the middle of editing the second installment of the Adventures of Bard and Thranduil and Everyone Else, so there's definitely more on the way.
...I would be terrified to see Thranduil and Dhaos in a room. Dear god.
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Date: 2015-03-22 05:40 am (UTC)Actually, Tilda and Hilda are both characters that were made up for the Hobbit movies! Not very forward thinking of the writing team (and what kind of name is "Bianca" for a Viking, anyway??).
THE BABIES ARE STILL ALIVE. EVERYONE LIVES AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY DAMMIT.
XD And that's not even taking into account that Mirkwood is still not a very safe place even three years post-movies!
Elves also have a really, really long time to train, so there's also that.
Poor Bard.
It's not the main square, at least! Just the one in front of his house. But considering he's king now...still a pretty big square. Spoilers: these are royal chambers. Thranduil is housing him in the same section as him and Legolas.
BARD IS PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE I CANNOT EVEN.
...Oh my god, North.
Your running commentary on Thranduil's thirst brings me so much joy.
…Well realistically he’s probably not happy about being called out on super short notice for no immediately evident reason /cough
Basically. Also, to be fair, Thranduil's throne is fucking ridiculous.
EVERYONE LIVES! \o/
XD! I would recommend against wanting to be Thranduil, as he is an asshole who is stuffed full of angst. But then again, those are some pretty awesome perks you've mentioned!
I am so happy about this DF tie-in. You have no idea.
Thranduil is never hasty, noooooooooo.
Hey man, up until three years ago, Bard basically lived in that coat. What is ironing.
Elves don't get sick, so maybe they don't care?
Somehow, I don't even think he'd need the fork.
Hey, cut Bard some slack. Thranduil is pretty much the coldest fish around, so dating is the last thing anyone reasonable would expect.
(I'm working under the assumption that Legolas left because of being really fucking bitter over everything related to his father and how he handled the situation, so here he's...still not a fan of Thranduil, but he's present.)
Both of them need to go to their rooms, yeah. :|
The music players are not actually louder--they just seem that way because AWKWARD SILENCE FOREVER. BUT THEM PLAYING LOUDER WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY.
Thranduil secretly loves kids. It's going to be great when they meet. :Db
/totally hasn't written that part yet, nopeThranduil has not dated in like 1500 years. He's really fucking rusty.
OMG RAUNCHY ELVEN SONNETS I LOVE IT.
All the kids would get what's going on faster than these two losers.
Fun fact: having sex is the same as getting married for Elves. So Thranduil was really only hoping for a heavy make-out session BUT BARD DID NOT KNOW THIS.
THRANDUIL IS JUST THAT AWKWARD AND TERRIBLE. HE IS THE EPITOME OF "HOW DO I FEELINGS????"
Yes. That's exactly what Bard is imagining. And then going "Oh my god" and trying not to double-facepalm.
Bard is the only person except for Bilbo in all three kingdoms who has any sense. This is a very good thing.
LEGOLAS IS TOTALLY ALL "ADAR WHY" AT THRANDUIL.
Elves rarely love more than once in their lives, and Thranduil fell for Bard in two years. His head is spinning from all this haste.
Thranduil didn't have all those presents made, luckily! They were just random shit lying around. He did, however, spend the time Bard was sleeping picking out the perfect gifts, so the locking outside definitely holds.
omg you have made my life. And yes, this was supposed to be short--maybe half this length at the most. I love you too! <33333
I am so, so glad you enjoyed it! I'm actually in the middle of editing the second installment of the Adventures of Bard and Thranduil and Everyone Else, so there's definitely more on the way.
...I would be terrified to see Thranduil and Dhaos in a room. Dear god.