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Star Trek - I don't even know.
Jan. 22nd, 2013 03:07 pmTitle: Fifty Shades of Grey (Star Trek remix)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Fifty Shades Trilogy
Genre: Parody
Rating: PG-13
Words: 154
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the above media.
Summary: The back cover for the first installment of the latest Alpha Quadrant sensation: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Author's Notes: I'm sure someone must have thought of this before. But when you have Garak, a Cardassian, delivering the following complaint to Dr. Bashir about the Romulans, you can't just leave it alone.
( When Tal Shiar agent Anast'asia Stiral goes to interrogate high-ranking Obsidian Order operative Cristiak Guret, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. )
Fandoms: Star Trek, Fifty Shades Trilogy
Genre: Parody
Rating: PG-13
Words: 154
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the above media.
Summary: The back cover for the first installment of the latest Alpha Quadrant sensation: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Author's Notes: I'm sure someone must have thought of this before. But when you have Garak, a Cardassian, delivering the following complaint to Dr. Bashir about the Romulans, you can't just leave it alone.
Ah, yes, Romulus. How well I remember it. You'll find the predominant colour to be grey. The buildings, the clothes, the people. Did you know that the Romulan heart itself is grey? It's true. And altogether appropriate for such an unimaginative race.
( When Tal Shiar agent Anast'asia Stiral goes to interrogate high-ranking Obsidian Order operative Cristiak Guret, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. )
