Hey, I'm not saying it's impossible! This Fifty Shades trilogy could well be a secret Romulan plot to undermine Earth society, after all. You never know.

And I am totally not planning on writing a crackfic wherein, in an attempt to agree on something, Dr. Bashir and Garak give each other what they consider to be truly awful examples of their own species' literature. Just guess what Dr. Bashir would be handing over. :Db

If Fifty Shades of Grey is like "The Faerie Queene" in three hundred years, I will be absolutely delighted.