XD You're not the only terrible person--this fic is supposed to be adorable on one level only. On another, it's just plain horrible, for reasons you pointed out very nicely. :Db

...Actually, there were a few other things I hadn't realized since I haven't finished the game yet (and a few things I forgot) that made this even worse without me realizing, so go me?

No buttons, and now no zippers. Dhaos' bodysuit is officially made of magic.

...Yeah, I have no idea how he puts that on. I didn't see any zippers in anyone else's costumes, though, so that's what I assumed. :D;;

Innocent line until you recall Mount Glitnir and DK's ongoing nuclear winter.

I don't know anything about Mount Glitnir, actually, but I totally forgot about the nuclear winter. Whoops!

Also, Norn's wings are bigger and let's not even mention that gown.

...Oh yeahhhh. Can you tell this totally isn't my verse?

HOW COULD YOU EVEN WRITE THAT LINE

BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY HORRIBLE?

DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS WITH SHIOZAWA'S VOICE IN MIND? T_T

Probably really strange, since he's supposed to be six in this? :D;;

Dhaos running. Does not compute.

See above? :D;;

...And apparently yes you did! Thank you very much, and now I'm going to go build an apocalypse-shelter. :P